Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime…
Are you getting butterflies about the Royal Wedding? Or could you not give a Corgi’s piddle?
Using the excuse that my Diana-obsessed mama might disown me if I failed to nab some souvenirs, I’ve been on the hunt for Will & Kate gifts that aren’t too cheesy.
The HappyLand Royal Wedding Set is already the stuff of legend, but it’s not the only show in town. Here’s my pick of unofficial memorabilia to suit babes of every age and persuasion. (I already snapped up that fab Dahlgren tea towel).
(from left to right)
Union Jack Tattoo Heart Cushion by Jan Constantine, at Aria £73.50
Because love rules Britannia.
Royal Wedding Special Bundle by Playmobil £50
Blondie Kate and shaggy Wills don’t come cheap.
Prince William Royal Engagement Bear by Plush Paws £39.99
Who can resist a bear in uniform (plus sapphire ring)?
William & Kate Three Piece Set by Corgi Cars £29.99
Ultra cool commemorative die cast vehicle set.
Royal Wedding Celebration by Sylvanian Families £24.99 (available for pre-order)
Play happy families with the bunny bridal party.
King Cushion at John Lewis £20
It Should Have Been Me Plate at KK Outlet, £20
Wish you were her?
‘I Do’ Royal Wedding Tea Towel by Maria Dahlgren at Aria £14
Stylish design for the love birds.
Wedding Souvenir Will and Kate T-shirt by Dirty Souvenir £11.99
Banksy-inspired tee, proceeds go to charity.
Royal Wedding Reusable Bag by Cath Kidston £10
Reuse, regal, relive.
Mummy Rules Mug at Oliver Bonas £7.50
Princess schmincess. There’s still only one Queen.
Sparkle Crown Pendant at Accessorize, £6
Rock the crown jewels.