My breasts owe a lot to Harry Enfield.
During my last pregnancy, thanks to a case of mixed addresses (not mistaken identity!) I was lucky enough to wind up with a packet of Mama Mio Boob Tube that had been sent to the comedian as a joke.
Don’t ask how the package got opened but I must confess that I have no regrets.
Mama Mio makes loads of luxurious skin care goodies for every stage of pregnancy and post-natal preening. Founded by three London beauty experts and mumpreneurs, the range is dedicated to celebrating Supermamas everywhere.
Celebs like Milla Jovovich and Christy Turlington are said to be huge fans of this brand and the Boob Tube in particular.
So even if you don’t have the body of a supermodel, at least you can ‘front’ like you do.
Instructions for use as provided on the bottle: Apply once a day from neck to just below your boobs. Pay special attention to the pectoral muscles (across chest) and your partner’s expression.
Visit the Mama Mio web site for stockists and details on their other products.